Fake Barack Obama

glitterbubbles: nickholmes: Magnificent.

Fri, 09 Jul 2010 08:44:45 -0400

glitterbubbles:

nickholmes:

Magnificent.

charlesgomes: courtmarie: The only reason I’m not...

Wed, 12 May 2010 22:52:47 -0400

charlesgomes:

courtmarie:

The only reason I’m not offended at this is because Michelle actually created it after a drunken argument.

Fixed.

Fri, 02 Apr 2010 20:52:55 -0400

Fixed.

Fri, 02 Apr 2010 20:51:40 -0400

Fixed.

http://obamacare.tumblr.com

Thu, 25 Mar 2010 08:46:43 -0400

http://obamacare.tumblr.com:

Hey!

As beautiful as the day I married her.

Sun, 14 Mar 2010 00:05:16 -0500

As beautiful as the day I married her.

All my powers of persuasion and personality went to waste in...

Wed, 20 Jan 2010 01:44:00 -0500

All my powers of persuasion and personality went to waste in Massachusetts. Dammit!

Photo

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:40:03 -0500

Photo

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:56:46 -0400

"I’ll say this for George Bush: you’d never have caught him frantically negotiating against himself..."

Tue, 18 Aug 2009 10:54:28 -0400

“I’ll say this for George Bush: you’d never have caught him frantically negotiating against himself to take the meat out of a signature legislative initiative just because his approval ratings had a bad summer. Can you imagine Bush and Karl Rove allowing themselves to be paraded through Washington on a leash by some dimwit Republican Senator of a state with six people in it the way the Obama White House this summer is allowing Max Baucus (favorite son of the mighty state of Montana) to frog-march them to a one-term presidency?”

- Matt Taibbi on the likely demise of the public option from the health-care reform bill (via AZspot).

The Democrats, and the Obama administration, do not have a mandate to pander to the crazy, scremaing, ignorant wingnuts and their death-squad propaganda. We elected them to run this place and get things done after a decade of damage and neglect.

The Democrats proved during W.’s term that they had absolutely no balls and no ability to get anything done whatsoever. The Democrats would compromise, the Republicans wouldn’t, so the passed legislation was lopsided, ineffective, and often very harmful. I assumed it was because the Democrats just didn’t have enough power.

Now they have a lot more power, and should be able to pass nearly any policy initiative with broad support. And what’s happening? The Democrats are compromising and the Republicans aren’t. The resulting bill will be lopsided, ineffective, and harmful.

It’s the same old shit.

I expect as much from Congress, but I’m extremely disappointed in the ineffectiveness and lack of balls shown by the Obama presidency so far.

(via marco)

Hey, shut up! Circle the wagons, alright? None of this dissent crap coming from my lefty ranks!

Happy Birthday, President Obama!

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 14:43:47 -0400

(via nonwriting)

Thanks!

President Obama congratulates Buehrle

Fri, 24 Jul 2009 09:47:14 -0400

President Obama congratulates Buehrle:

complicatedshoes:

(via alcentral)

I’m sure Obama was excited to talk to someone as perfect as himself.

OMFG, you have no idea how refreshing it was.

inothernews: MICHELLE’S NEW ‘DO First lady Michelle Obama and...

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 14:24:00 -0400

inothernews:

MICHELLE’S NEW ‘DO First lady Michelle Obama and President Barack Obama attend a celebration of country music in the East Room of the White House Tuesday. (Photo: Getty via the Chicago Tribune)

I cut it myself. That’s how frugal we Obamas are.

brooklynmutt: Barack and his Mommy This was taken around the...

Fri, 17 Jul 2009 13:39:16 -0400

brooklynmutt:

Barack and his Mommy

This was taken around the time I spoke my first word: “government.”

imbeccable: Is Barack Obama Back to His Mom Jeans? — The Cut:...

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:37:45 -0400

imbeccable:

Is Barack Obama Back to His Mom Jeans? — The Cut: New York Magazine’s Fashion Blog

Michelle’s not the only one with a nose for a bargain. I bought my “mom jeans” on sale at Ross Dress for Less.

cyn1cal:stormofgenius:11or12:fueledbyphotos

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 09:54:30 -0400

cyn1cal:stormofgenius:11or12:fueledbyphotos

$23,148,855,308,184,500 for pack of smokes

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 10:56:36 -0400

$23,148,855,308,184,500 for pack of smokes:

bellatoris:

sds:

A New Hampshire man says he swiped his debit card at a gas station to buy a pack of cigarettes and was charged over 23 quadrillion dollars.

Josh Muszynski checked his account online a few hours later and saw the 17-digit number — a stunning $23,148,855,308,184,500 (twenty-three quadrillion, one hundred forty-eight trillion, eight hundred fifty-five billion, three hundred eight million, one hundred eighty-four thousand, five hundred dollars).

Muszynski says he spent two hours on the phone with Bank of America trying to sort out the string of numbers and the $15 overdraft fee.

I mean, I knew the Democrats had raised taxes on tobacco, and that Obama is trying to pressure people to quit smoking, but this is a little ridiculous.

Hey, don’t put this on me! This just proves that banks and credit card companies need more regulation.

savingpaper: President Barack Obama throws out the ceremonial...

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 09:24:51 -0400

savingpaper:

President Barack Obama throws out the ceremonial first pitch during the MLB All-Star baseball game in St. Louis. (AP Photo/Jeff Roberson)

I guess I can’t pretend anymore that I’m anything but a lefty.

notthatkindagay: Obamamobile, $600. Malia’s first car, no...

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:46:00 -0400

notthatkindagay:

Obamamobile, $600.

Malia’s first car, no joke.

“Your Grace, have you met my wife, Michelle? She is...

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:03:12 -0400

“Your Grace, have you met my wife, Michelle? She is currently mourning the death of her first husband, as you can see by her widow attire.”