Barack’s “Kill them with Kindness” Initiative
Starting January 21, Starbucks will salute everyone who pledges 5 volunteer hours with a free Tall brewed cup of coffee. Working together, we hope to inspire 1 million hours of community service.
I wholeheartedly believe that if we just send young Americans over to terrorist training camps, offer them community service, throw in some free Starbucks and a pledge to meet with me without preconditions, we can eradicate worldwide terrorism within the first 100 days of my administration.
YES WE CAN!
